This video isn't new at all. In fact, it's two years old, and I found it last Halloween. I think this fella did a pretty good job of doing Ace Ventura/Jim Carrey. Hopefully a lot of you haven't seen this, so it'll be a treat... or tr-- Nah, I won't say it. ;)Happy Halloween to all!
Skylar, My Youngest Daughter
I'm going to be writing a bunch of these mini-biographies about friends and family. The first and last one was about my friend, Chris. See, it would be really handy and easy to just link to a biography, in case my readers want to know more.Skylar at six months old. Just look at those chubby cheeks!Skylar was born on May 17th, 2006. She's Nikki's last daughter from an abusive m
Damn Facebook Apps! (Part Two)
Here's the other two Facebook apps that I wanted to write about. I discussed FarmVille and Cafe World in part one, which is here.Click any picture for a bigger, more legible version!I'll start off with Happy Aquarium, by Crowdstar. Who doesn't love fishes? Well, besides people who don't love fishes, that is. In this one, you take care of a tank and whatever fish you buy. You can also buy creature
Halloween SugarFest!
Nikki and I hosted a Halloween party for our kids and two guests yesterday afternoon. Well, ten were invited, but only two showed up. Nikki and I are very out as far as being lesbians, so maybe that was it. We've had a few kids say that their parents don't want them over because they have two moms. Last summer, one of the no-show boys was telling his friends that I'm a man. So maybe it was due to
Funny Video Friday: Drunkest Man Ever Caught on Surveillance Cam
It's improbable that he really is the drunkest man ever, but wow, is he wasted! The first time I watched this, I had to keep "rewinding" it, because I was laughing so hard, I was crying, and my eyes kept closing! Watch this, and then watch the parodies that come after. I would recommend watching the parodies second, to get the maximum impact of funny!NOTE: The video does appear to stop at a few places, but keep watching! And yes, there is no sound in the first video.Here is the above clip turned into a silent movie. This is hilarious! "Jenkins, I've been hoodwinked!"Even Jimmy Kimmel got
Damn Facebook Apps! (Part One)
If there's one reason why I'm not coming out with a new blog post every day, it's because of these Facebook apps. Some of these free games are just too addicting. I can't log into two of them right now, so I'll write about them instead. (LOL!) I don't want to just throw them at my poor readers all at once, so I'll be coming out with a second entry in a few more days, featuring two
Crowning Beauty
I needed a haircut so bad... and wow, did it show. Last Friday, I went to a local salon chain and got my hair cut and styled by Sophie. I tell you, this lady does such an awesome job. It's a special treat to have her work her magic on me. I don't think I've ever been more happy with my hair. I walked in with flyaways, split ends and frizzies, and walked out with it looking like you see on the lef
Chris: A Departed Friend
I met Chris via Steve, a mutual friend, back in 1990. He happened to be over Steve's house while I was on the phone with him. We found that we shared a love of thrash metal, including such groups as Testament, Metallica, and Megadeth. My tastes actually ran much darker and heavier, like Morbid Angel and Carcass, but Chris didn't seem to mind at all. We eventually met in person and started pl
Through the Fire (Blast From the Past Entry)
This should be it for the poems for awhile. Let me know what you think of this one. "Regular entries" will be coming soon, I promise!Saturday, October 21, 2006-----------------------------Current mood: distressed I wrote this yesterday while I was at work. Maybe writing this poetry is helping me in some small way. Right now I can't really tell.Through the FireWalk with me through the fire.Cl
Funny Video Friday: Dog's Own Leg Tries to Steal Bone
No explanation needed here, but I'll note that I hate hate hate when shows like "America's Funniest Videos" add in stupid voice-overs to the clips they show. They often ruin what could otherwise be a really funny moment. Just play the damn thing already, it's fine like it is!
Hungry, Thirsty (Blast From the Past Entry)
I can't believe I wrote this poem for Tee, and that I ever felt that way for her. If I didn't think it was good, I wouldn't even be reprinting it here. I actually think I did a pretty good job. It's kinda hot, no?Friday, October 20, 2006-------------------------Current mood: depressed I wrote this poem almost a month ago, but I never gave it to Tee. For some reason, I thought it needed somet
Another Journey to North Carolina (Blast From the Past Entry)
For whatever reason, I didn't document my trip to to North Carolina this time around. Perhaps it was rather uneventful. It's now three years later to the date (!!!), and I can't remember anything about this trip. When I mention that "a lot has happened recently," that was all about Tee and I breaking up. It was all for the better though, since Nikki and I started our whirlwind romance l
